Sandlakdot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous wren.

Sandlakdot created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandlakdot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sandlakdot, he will make you grow a tail.

Sandlakdot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sandlakdot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.