Watgupfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless chicken.

Watgupfod created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Watgupfod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watgupfod, it will turn you into a rat.

Watgupfod's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Watgupfod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Watgupfod first in all things.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Watgupfod loves cats, so they must be respected.