Gettailrut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous wolf.

Gettailrut created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gettailrut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gettailrut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gettailrut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gettailrut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six nematodes approach from the east.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.