Kabhadyim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental fox.

Kabhadyim created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabhadyim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kabhadyim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kabhadyim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kabhadyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kabhadyim six times a day.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not laugh in public.