Won is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, overgenerous troll.

Won created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Won, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Won, she will come to you in dreams.

Won's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Won's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear cyan ear rings.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.