Nartcudort is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, generous
meerkat.
Nartcudort created a charm quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartcudort, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nartcudort, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Nartcudort's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Nartcudort's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Frogs are not to be trusted.