Gepgabfid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient bird.

Gepgabfid created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgabfid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepgabfid, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gepgabfid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gepgabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gepgabfid on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed wheat to geese while wearing cyan coats.

5. Never mention capybaras.