Zenpankab is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, humane
salamander.
Zenpankab created a down quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Zenpankab, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Zenpankab, it will turn you into a frog.
Zenpankab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Zenpankab's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never look at comets.
3. Zenpankab must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Always help dolphins in need.
5. Never eat cherries.