Pigtunnurlmegbonhan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid fox.

Pigtunnurlmegbonhan created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigtunnurlmegbonhan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pigtunnurlmegbonhan, she will come to you in dreams.

Pigtunnurlmegbonhan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pigtunnurlmegbonhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never hurt otters.
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