Gilhonvid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic hyena.

Gilhonvid created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gilhonvid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gilhonvid, she will turn you into a tree.

Gilhonvid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gilhonvid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.