Nurldonkon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless tapir.

Nurldonkon created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurldonkon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurldonkon, she will not care at all.

Nurldonkon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nurldonkon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nurldonkon six times a day.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. You must love Nurldonkon.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nurldonkon.

5. Worship no other gods but Nurldonkon.