Langovrathug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate wren.

Langovrathug created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Langovrathug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Langovrathug, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Langovrathug's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Langovrathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Langovrathug loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Do not listen to music.