Tagstippang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented monkey.

Tagstippang created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagstippang, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tagstippang, he will cry a lot.

Tagstippang's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tagstippang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if four mice approach from the east.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tagstippang on top of all buildings.