Bugzagtap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud goat.

Bugzagtap created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bugzagtap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugzagtap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bugzagtap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bugzagtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.