Tiptitsig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered cobra.

Tiptitsig created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptitsig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tiptitsig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tiptitsig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tiptitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.