Nurlpanggat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless rhinoceros.

Nurlpanggat created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlpanggat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlpanggat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurlpanggat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nurlpanggat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nurlpanggat first in all things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.