Dinflagwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective octopus.

Dinflagwon created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinflagwon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinflagwon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dinflagwon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dinflagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dinflagwon's name in vain.

2. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the north.