Dogyattrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage wyrm.

Dogyattrutt created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dogyattrutt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dogyattrutt, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dogyattrutt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dogyattrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dogyattrutt.

5. You must pray to Dogyattrutt three times a day.