Fossgiddin Fossquillsug is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sage hydra.

Fossgiddin Fossquillsug created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgiddin Fossquillsug, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fossgiddin Fossquillsug, he will turn you into a tree.

Fossgiddin Fossquillsug's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fossgiddin Fossquillsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Do not chop down trees.