Kinjabhat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, able fairy.

Kinjabhat created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinjabhat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kinjabhat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kinjabhat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Kinjabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about comets.