Dotbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent cow.

Dotbus created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Dotbus, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotbus, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dotbus' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dotbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.