Cubbimvig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic fox.

Cubbimvig created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubbimvig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cubbimvig, he will be very sad.

Cubbimvig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cubbimvig's Holy Commandments

1. Cubbimvig loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.