Bonkbusyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic wombat.

Bonkbusyarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbusyarp, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonkbusyarp, she will make you grow a tail.

Bonkbusyarp's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bonkbusyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Hide from indigo badgers for they are unholy.

3. Bonkbusyarp loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.