Bidlipmid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring cat.

Bidlipmid created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidlipmid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidlipmid, he will not care at all.

Bidlipmid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bidlipmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near frogs.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.