Quimabmon Mitsissinpit Himrilarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous turtle.

Quimabmon Mitsissinpit Himrilarp created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Quimabmon Mitsissinpit Himrilarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quimabmon Mitsissinpit Himrilarp, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quimabmon Mitsissinpit Himrilarp's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quimabmon Mitsissinpit Himrilarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Quimabmon Mitsissinpit Himrilarp loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never wear boots.