Pontailsag Gedbasscid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid yak.

Pontailsag Gedbasscid created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Pontailsag Gedbasscid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pontailsag Gedbasscid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pontailsag Gedbasscid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pontailsag Gedbasscid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Always help sick snakes.