Vog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing donkey.

Vog created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vog, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.