Fabdutdub is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome clam.

Fabdutdub created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdutdub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabdutdub, he will not care at all.

Fabdutdub's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fabdutdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to otters while wearing purple hats.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.