Gilrildot Wodgamfob Tenniglim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy human.

Gilrildot Wodgamfob Tenniglim created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilrildot Wodgamfob Tenniglim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gilrildot Wodgamfob Tenniglim, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gilrildot Wodgamfob Tenniglim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gilrildot Wodgamfob Tenniglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Gilrildot Wodgamfob Tenniglim loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help capybaras.