Dodwabcun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise ant.

Dodwabcun created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodwabcun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodwabcun, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dodwabcun's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dodwabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs violet.

2. Dodwabcun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. You must pray to Dodwabcun five times a day.