Wegbemdin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical parrot.

Wegbemdin created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Wegbemdin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegbemdin, he will make you grow a tail.

Wegbemdin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wegbemdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if three dogs approach from the south.