Bastpitwiphiv is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating bee.

Bastpitwiphiv created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastpitwiphiv, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bastpitwiphiv, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bastpitwiphiv's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bastpitwiphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.