Yognellpak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, irritating dog.

Yognellpak created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognellpak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yognellpak, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yognellpak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yognellpak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Always pray immersed in water.