Nutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, boastful bat.

Nutt created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nutt, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nutt's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutt.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away if seven snakes approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never talk about comets.