Kimratpag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable squirrel.

Kimratpag created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimratpag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kimratpag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kimratpag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kimratpag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Never bounce in holy places.