Vennelshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced turtle.

Vennelshav created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vennelshav, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vennelshav, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vennelshav's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vennelshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to bats while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vennelshav.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.