Fargarfosstar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited capybara.

Fargarfosstar created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Fargarfosstar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fargarfosstar, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fargarfosstar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fargarfosstar's Holy Commandments

1. Fargarfosstar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fargarfosstar on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.