Abtiginghanbem is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, impressive dolphin.

Abtiginghanbem created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Abtiginghanbem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Abtiginghanbem, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Abtiginghanbem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Abtiginghanbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Never wear turquoise shirts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abtiginghanbem.