Watfetneg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying scorpion.

Watfetneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfetneg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Watfetneg, it will come to you in dreams.

Watfetneg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Watfetneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sing in the presence of frogs.