Butmipsag Poggamwonneg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident squirrel.

Butmipsag Poggamwonneg created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Butmipsag Poggamwonneg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Butmipsag Poggamwonneg, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Butmipsag Poggamwonneg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Butmipsag Poggamwonneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear mauve rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Butmipsag Poggamwonneg.