Dutsabrot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast shrew.

Dutsabrot created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutsabrot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutsabrot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dutsabrot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dutsabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Never skip near frogs.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always help sharks.