Wotminmon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced hydra.

Wotminmon created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotminmon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wotminmon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wotminmon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wotminmon's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
Votes: 35       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god