Duddogkam Liptifhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever ferret.

Duddogkam Liptifhas created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duddogkam Liptifhas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Duddogkam Liptifhas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Duddogkam Liptifhas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Duddogkam Liptifhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if six pigs approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.