Camfarnib Vignarlomt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited cow.

Camfarnib Vignarlomt created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfarnib Vignarlomt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camfarnib Vignarlomt, it will make you grow a tail.

Camfarnib Vignarlomt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Camfarnib Vignarlomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.