Fetlungut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical coyote.

Fetlungut created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetlungut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fetlungut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fetlungut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fetlungut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide if eight cats approach from the north.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Do not eat onions.