Wabhugdobmotten is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable bear.

Wabhugdobmotten created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabhugdobmotten, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wabhugdobmotten, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wabhugdobmotten's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wabhugdobmotten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Hide from yellow seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into red rooms.