Shavwathot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Shavwathot created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavwathot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Shavwathot, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Shavwathot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Shavwathot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Shavwathot on top of important buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never eat bark.