Wigsabomt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing squid.

Wigsabomt created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wigsabomt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wigsabomt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wigsabomt's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wigsabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wigsabomt on top of all buildings.

3. Wigsabomt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect six tin sculptures of Wigsabomt on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.