Tambinyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented tortoise.

Tambinyarl created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tambinyarl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tambinyarl, she will ignore you.

Tambinyarl's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tambinyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.