Cissflow is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking octopus.

Cissflow created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissflow, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissflow, she will remove you from existence.

Cissflow's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cissflow's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never pour water over plants.